bored outta my gord.

so yeah i think that if i fail out of medical school, then law school, then i don't have the money to start a billards hall i'm gonna become a pro huslter. they make pleanty of money so long as you don't care about your own personal safety or going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. so yeah, i don't know why that matters now but i feel like writing something so yeah. i really overuse the phrase "so yeah" lol, kinda like that oen dude on office space. form now on i'm gonna say something else. am i the only person who is up at three in the morning? also, raise your hand if you think laizness is often mistake for patience, then stand up if you think that lava lamps are cool, hop up and down if you are standing, and finally while hopping with your hand in the air, try to pour and drink a glass of water if you are cool.
i feel like making a quiaz because i was gonan re-work that one but it took to much of my precious time.
Quiz: your stoner factor
have you ever...
1.)skipped a day of school?
2.)killed someone?
3.)atempted to kill someone?
4.)(A)broke something that wasn't yours?
(B)did it cost more than 20 dollars?
5.)ran away?
6.)stolen a car?
7.)driven without a liscence?
8.)smoked weed?
9.)smoked actual weeds?
10.)had more to drink the what is good for you?

would/will you ever...
1.)(A)smoke something?
(B)smoke something that is illegal to smoke?
2.)(A)drink alcohol?
(B)drink to get drunk?
3.)(A)steal?
(B)steal something more valuable than a pack of gum or a movie?
4.)(A)take perscription pills?
(B)that aren't yours and in a greater quantity than reccomended by manufacturer?
(C)that are yours and in a greater quantity that reccomended by manufacturer?
5.)(A)go to an unknown location with a friend?
(B)with a friend and a car load of people you just met?
(c)with a car load of people you just met?
6.)drink a drink of unknown origin?
7.)(A)break and enter?
(B)when the owner(s)inside?
(C)when they have gone away?
8.)go to a party with only the knowledge that it is a party?
9.)(A)eat brownies of unknown/shady origin?
(B)buy brownies of unknown/shady origin?
(C)sell " "?
10.)(A)get wasted?
(B)and call some one?
(C)and go to a friends's house who doesn't know you're wasted?
(D)go to a stanger's house?
(E)go to white catle?

ok, out of the 35 questions count how many you answered yes, maybe counts as 1/2 point and then refer to this chart:

Your Stoner Factor:
0-5 could be any more of a better citizen?
6-10 you have thought about it but would never actually do something like that
11-20 you dabble
21-25 you do it often and alot
25-29 you are stoned right now aren't you?
30-34 you spend the majority of your time and life stoned
35 you only smoke hydro and chronic, named your bong jim-juana,have guard dogs and snipers set up around your columbian pot plantation, and named your kids Mary Jane and Herb


anyways, any ssuggestions on how to improve this would be greatly appreciated, also, if you're not too busy you could take this quiz and see what your stoner factor is.